50 things to do while not listening to your mother on the phone:

1- Paint your toenails
2- Go to the bathroom
3- Press mute button
4- Channel surf
5- Cook
6- Clean your bathroom
7- Browse the internet
8- Read
9- Catalog your books
10- Browse ex's photos
11- Burn ex's photos
12- Play solitaire
13- Make cocktails
14- Write shopping list
15- Organize sock drawer
16- Vacuum
17- Spit on random people passing under your window
18- Practice your splits
19- Blow spit bubbles
20- Look at your blackheads
21- Pop your pimples
22- Look at your butt
23- Try different hairstyles
24- Flat iron your poodle's hair
25- Pull out your eyelashes
26- Rewire your apartment
27- Dye your hair
28- Shave your head
29- Self tan
30- Register with an online dating site
31- Paint your apartment
32- Do your laundry
33- Recycle
34- Flick your lights on and off like a discoteque
35- Feed your chia pet
36- Program your VCR
37- Balance your checkbook
38- Catalog your DVDs
39- Make sock puppets
40- Clean the lint out of your belly button
41- Plan your outfits for the week
42- Defragment your hard drive
43- Try on different shades of lipstick
44- Dust
45- Burn a music CD
46- Braid your hair
47- Shave your legs
48- Wax your upper lip
49- Bang your head softly on the wall
50- Answer a personal ad